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fivehundredrevolutions:

youaintpunk:

I can’t believe it’s been 2 years since Dyer done that tweet.

NEVER FORGET

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poyzn:

Animals that are patiently awesome.

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brigwife:

justderek:

scottpatrick:

(via New Zealand consumers complain after rogue penises appear in their bags of sweets | Metro News)

Sounds like they were downright testy about it.

i bet only the no-homo heterostraight men complained

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thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

thewolverina:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

Wasps just want to sting everyone ;_;

You all need to read The Bees by Laline Paull (the wasps are total dicks but I am not sure how I feel about calling bees bros).

Is it going to make me fear and distrust bees though

(Source: haus-of-ill-repute)

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thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

agelfeygelach:

swordandflowers:

themountainwillmove:

werejuggler:

tommy-hiddlestons-butt:

theroyalstapler:

As an introvert, I’ve done, and do, all of these things…. constantly.

Literally do these all the time

To all of you: THANK YOU. I feel less alone.

I had no idea this was common to all introverts. This makes me feel so much better.

Story of my life

All of these except the body movements one, yep.

I do SO many of these when I’m out and about around people…

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thatfunnyblog:

But that was what I came here for.

(Source: ladeh-amanda)

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corgisandboobs:

unsleeeep:

Duuude

Amarena, lookit these fat little nerds!

(Source: puppiestotherescue)

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jontronshat:

jontronshat:

jontronshat:

when you find a very funny meme

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when you show your friend the humorous meme

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and he also has a giggle at it

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poeticambivalence:

britain-land-of-hope-and-glory:

Some Very British Problems (x

I’m not British but this is my life.

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thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

arte-mysia:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

electromoonbeam:

nextlevelgoogly:

poolfullofjello:

i-cant-believe-its-not-chicken:

i-cant-believe-its-not-chicken

Its decided my life goal is now to star in an infomercial 

How do white people survive?

Is she trying to clean up that wine with a copy of Sonic 2?

All about me

DOES THE MAN IN THAT LAST GIF NOT KNOW HOW HATS WORK O.O

Infomercials…making idiots think they need something new since the days of Ron Poppel.

I’m genuinely curious what that one with the hammer is actually advertising…

Narrator: HAS THIS EVER HAPPENED TO YOU

Infomercial Woman; DAMN IT

HITTING THIS WALL WITH A HAMMER HAS DAMAGED IT SOMEHOW

Narrator: WORRY NO MORE

The new INFLATABLE HAMMERS are 100% guranteed to cause no damage to your home

Spend hours on end striking furniture, walls, doors and appliances as hard as you like without fear of having to spend thousands repairing the damage!