Posted 1 day ago
Posted 1 day ago

i was just posing sensually when the camera turned on by itself. i am not a model

(Source: robotindisguise)

Posted 2 days ago
thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

NOW TO MAKE THE DRESSING
I WILL NEED BACON

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

NOW TO MAKE THE DRESSING

I WILL NEED BACON

(Source: funnyinternetpictures)

Posted 2 days ago

vonmunsterr:

probably me

(Source: chrisruffalo)

Posted 3 days ago

sarcasticsagittarius:

richardcreech:

MY FRIEND JUST WENT OUT FOR DINNER AND THIS MOTHERFUCKER TURNED UP AT THE WINDOW LIKE HE HAD A FRICKING RESERVATION

GOD DAMMIT AUSTRALIA

five nights at australia 

Posted 3 days ago

fydollapenisho:

komradekrisis:

twerkforyoutube:

are dogs even real

Technically, no.

dogs are fantastic. 

Posted 3 days ago
Posted 3 days ago

godotal:

omgbuglen:

How to use sand to freak people out

Imagine if some guy was tripping and saw the woman, runs up to help her and she just crumbles apart in his hands. That’s gonna take the trip south.

Posted 3 days ago

youknowyourebritishwhen:

When you go to the seaside, please don’t tease the seagulls!

Posted 3 days ago

bankuei:

babybutta:

augustallday:

fuckimunique:

Capitalism in power

real fucking tears :(

So you mean to tell me these people don’t get no fucking CHOCOLATE?!

Welcome to the world of cash crops and triangle trades.  You can’t eat the stuff you grow/pick, you have to pay to have it re-imported back into your country, and you probably can’t afford it even then.

(Source: sizvideos)

Posted 3 days ago

archiemcphee:

We aren’t sure how it happened, but Godzilla appears to have gotten stuck while walking through the gardens of Tokyo Midtown. He’s only visible from about the waist up (Godzilla has a waist, right?) along with a portion of his tail. But at 6.6 meters (~22 feet) tall, he’s still an awesome sight to behold, even more so at night when the lights and smoke machines turn on. And then the spikes on back light up as well, as though a surge of electricity is traveling down them. So awesome!

This statue was built to celebrate the 60th anniversary of the original Godzilla as well as the Japanese release of the new Godzilla film. The King of the Monsters will be stuck in this Tokyo Midtown park until the end of August. So if you’ve ever wanted to give him a hug, now’s your chance.

Photos 1-3 by Héctor García, 4-6 by Zan Woo.

[via Kuriositas and Kotaku]

Posted 3 days ago

thegeekmaster:

marykatewiles:

mightymudha:

knowitall-granger:

So that just happened… leakycon melissaanelli

MY TEAM IS AWESOME. we pulled off some really awesome shit this year.

I’m so sad I missed this. This is so great.

So THAT’S how he faked it.

Posted 3 days ago
Posted 3 days ago

ejacutastic:

kill the imposter

(Source: blaaargh)

Posted 3 days ago