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thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

midnightrainbow:

sizvideos:

Dachshund Vs. Penguin - Video

Yep. Doxies are the cutest ever. Yep.

HUMAN

HUMAN DO SOMETHING

THIS PENGUIN IS SINISTER I DO NOT THINK IT HAS GOOD INTENTIONS

HUMAN

HUMAN IT’S EYES ARE FOLLOWING ME AROUND THE HOUSE DO SOMETHING

Posted 1 day ago

gailsimone:

ollivander:

hey kids wanna buy some drugs

Yikes!

(Source: toastedaz)

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pointless-letters:

So, this is a letter about obesity, right? Public health, big issue, let’s see what it’s about…oh no wait, hang on, we’re on unions now, and heavy work and retirement age, still ok, let’s see what David has to say on thi….hang on, a pub in the 1970s? Right, maybe tied back to labour conditions back then, let’s see…cheese sandwiches? Did that say cheese sandwiches? Oh hang on, the landlord said something about venturing south…He said yes vote! It must be about the referendum in September! So what’s he going to say about—-oh. It’s over.

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seethr0ughthelies:

Actual current fashion

seethr0ughthelies:

Actual current fashion

(Source: spaceghostzombie)

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imperfecthope:

martin-of-crieffstonia:

can-we-just-no-we-can-t:

buzzfeed:

Dad jokes = the best jokes.

"Don’t be disgusting"

how is a toaster delivered in theory

FAVOURITE

Posted 1 day ago
shitshilarious:

Looks like the screenshot of a new Disney Channel series
"She’s 15 and an aspiring singer"
"and she’s a gorilla"
"And now they are STEP-SISTERS"
"Life will NEVER be the same for Madison and CoCo"
"Also for some reason its a secret and they dress CoCo up like a human to go to school"
“MONKEY BUSINESS. ONLY ON DISNEY CHANNEL”

shitshilarious:

Looks like the screenshot of a new Disney Channel series

"She’s 15 and an aspiring singer"

"and she’s a gorilla"

"And now they are STEP-SISTERS"

"Life will NEVER be the same for Madison and CoCo"

"Also for some reason its a secret and they dress CoCo up like a human to go to school"

MONKEY BUSINESS. ONLY ON DISNEY CHANNEL”

(Source: theclearlydope)

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thiefree:

tojothethief:

Just bull things. 

i did the weirdest laugh

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anneyhall:

She had blue skin,
And so did he.
He kept it hid
And so did she.
They searched for blue
Their whole life through,
Then passed right by-
And never knew.

Shel Silverstein

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